Friday, April 30, 2010
Can anyone hear me?
Thursday, November 09, 2006
What's been going on, Lost?
Dear Abrahms, Lindelof, and Cruse,
Guys. Hey. What's shaking?
Listen. Remember a while ago you started working on this cool avant garde show that had a really unique concept, multi dimensional characters, storylines that left you wanting more, and unpreditcable plots that were fun to follow because they had satisfying endings?
Yeah, me too! What happened to it?
Let me know,
pJ
Guys. Hey. What's shaking?
Listen. Remember a while ago you started working on this cool avant garde show that had a really unique concept, multi dimensional characters, storylines that left you wanting more, and unpreditcable plots that were fun to follow because they had satisfying endings?
Yeah, me too! What happened to it?
Let me know,
pJ
# posted by pJ : 10:19 AM
Monday, August 28, 2006
Holy crap! Something bad happens in real life and then something unrelated is on TV!!!
Jesus Christ!
I love how every bullshit "journalist" on the web is all, "Hollywood has bad taste" and "if this had happened on the left coast" blah blah blah.
I had a friend who died in a plane crash. It was Flight 592 flying from Miami. It crashed in the Everglades because some oxygen generators on board started a fire and the pilot couldn't see a thing. If you don't know about it, educate yourself. I suppose I could say "Who cares how long ago it was, I'm all in an uproar over the Emmys" or how why the fuck stop there, let's all jump on Lost! Jeez, they were the show that inspired it! How could ABC and JJ Abrams be SO insensitive to all the people whose body parts are buried deep in the Everglades by creating a show that's basic plot surrounds a plane crash. You know what, shit happens every day. People are gunned down, raped, lose a limb, get kicked out to the curb, lose a job, told they are no longer welcome....
Everyone wants to sympathize or empathize, or feel that we should always be so sensitive to every horrible incident in the world and in doing so, let's make sure we cover every base as to not expose sensitive material to sensitive people. But all these lame ass bloggers (yeah, NO SHIT I HAVE A BLOG TOO, BUT I DON'T PRETEND THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT OPINION, ASSHOLE). All these lame ass bloggers want to jump on any fucking issue they can because that's why they have a blog. Especially when it comes to Hollywood. Oh, and in the name of "newsworthy", the idiots who felt the material was so insensitive, HAVE NOW POSTED IT ON ALL THEIR GAY WEBSITES SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!!
You know what? Leave the grieving and empathy for the families. They don't give a shit what was on the Emmys. As for you, you stupid fucks, sell your TV, disconnect your broadband, and get rid of your XBOX. Your obese American ass will thank you.
pJ
I love how every bullshit "journalist" on the web is all, "Hollywood has bad taste" and "if this had happened on the left coast" blah blah blah.
I had a friend who died in a plane crash. It was Flight 592 flying from Miami. It crashed in the Everglades because some oxygen generators on board started a fire and the pilot couldn't see a thing. If you don't know about it, educate yourself. I suppose I could say "Who cares how long ago it was, I'm all in an uproar over the Emmys" or how why the fuck stop there, let's all jump on Lost! Jeez, they were the show that inspired it! How could ABC and JJ Abrams be SO insensitive to all the people whose body parts are buried deep in the Everglades by creating a show that's basic plot surrounds a plane crash. You know what, shit happens every day. People are gunned down, raped, lose a limb, get kicked out to the curb, lose a job, told they are no longer welcome....
Everyone wants to sympathize or empathize, or feel that we should always be so sensitive to every horrible incident in the world and in doing so, let's make sure we cover every base as to not expose sensitive material to sensitive people. But all these lame ass bloggers (yeah, NO SHIT I HAVE A BLOG TOO, BUT I DON'T PRETEND THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT OPINION, ASSHOLE). All these lame ass bloggers want to jump on any fucking issue they can because that's why they have a blog. Especially when it comes to Hollywood. Oh, and in the name of "newsworthy", the idiots who felt the material was so insensitive, HAVE NOW POSTED IT ON ALL THEIR GAY WEBSITES SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!!
You know what? Leave the grieving and empathy for the families. They don't give a shit what was on the Emmys. As for you, you stupid fucks, sell your TV, disconnect your broadband, and get rid of your XBOX. Your obese American ass will thank you.
pJ
# posted by pJ : 12:16 PM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Al Gore told me to change my lightbulbs. The NY Post told me to chop down trees.
Reader,
I saw An Inconvienent Truth today. There was a lot of stuff I didn't know, but as a decently educated man, several facts of the film I knew and agreed with. I'm not quite sure how you couldn't believe in the effects of human pollution and waste on the environment.
That said, there is some guy who writes movie reviews (or other things he finds important) for the NY Post. I won't mention his name because just mentioning what paper he wrote for is advertisment enough. So, this movie reviewer with the smarmy smile next to his byline...I think he may have been molested by a polar bear. He seems to ignore the world around him. He probably blames blacks and Mexicans for acid rain. I think that one time he dated a girl in high school but it turned out that he had made her up to his friends and, even worse, his imaginary girlfriend left him for his imaginary best friend. I don't know. Just from his writing voice, regardless of his opinions, he comes off as being "angry for anger's sake" in print and seems boring and poorly dressed in life. I'm hoping he's not real and I've made him up. I created him out of guilt.
So, read the reviews and then go see the movie. Even if you don't agree with the film, go see it! What can it hurt? If you don't like Al Gore, fine! You don't have to like him. You can hate him and nuns. See the film regardless. Don't want to pay the full price? Fine. See it early in the day, but go see it. I usually don't buy into doing imporant things, but this time it might be worth doing.
I have to go unplug my TV now and recycle my toilet paper,
pJ
I saw An Inconvienent Truth today. There was a lot of stuff I didn't know, but as a decently educated man, several facts of the film I knew and agreed with. I'm not quite sure how you couldn't believe in the effects of human pollution and waste on the environment.
That said, there is some guy who writes movie reviews (or other things he finds important) for the NY Post. I won't mention his name because just mentioning what paper he wrote for is advertisment enough. So, this movie reviewer with the smarmy smile next to his byline...I think he may have been molested by a polar bear. He seems to ignore the world around him. He probably blames blacks and Mexicans for acid rain. I think that one time he dated a girl in high school but it turned out that he had made her up to his friends and, even worse, his imaginary girlfriend left him for his imaginary best friend. I don't know. Just from his writing voice, regardless of his opinions, he comes off as being "angry for anger's sake" in print and seems boring and poorly dressed in life. I'm hoping he's not real and I've made him up. I created him out of guilt.
So, read the reviews and then go see the movie. Even if you don't agree with the film, go see it! What can it hurt? If you don't like Al Gore, fine! You don't have to like him. You can hate him and nuns. See the film regardless. Don't want to pay the full price? Fine. See it early in the day, but go see it. I usually don't buy into doing imporant things, but this time it might be worth doing.
I have to go unplug my TV now and recycle my toilet paper,
pJ
# posted by pJ : 1:25 AM
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Wizard Of Speed And Time
Sunday, May 21, 2006
The DaVinci Code is a film I saw this weekend.
I thought Tom Hanks' hair was fine. Is that what everyone was protesting about?
***SPOILER***
As it turns out, the Bible might not be true.
pJ
***SPOILER***
As it turns out, the Bible might not be true.
pJ
# posted by pJ : 7:16 PM
Friday, May 12, 2006
Lookout, a bear!
Fellow reader (meaning one dude),
I'll be hitting the Lake Arrowhead trail for some roughing it. It will be really tough. There are bathrooms and I think a Carl's Jr. nearby.
I'm going to try to feed some Black Bears.
Yes, they have to be "black", that's what they are called. Don't get all college freshmen on me.
pJ
I'll be hitting the Lake Arrowhead trail for some roughing it. It will be really tough. There are bathrooms and I think a Carl's Jr. nearby.
I'm going to try to feed some Black Bears.
Yes, they have to be "black", that's what they are called. Don't get all college freshmen on me.
pJ
# posted by pJ : 11:28 PM
